Posts Tagged ‘Robert Pattinson’

Fight!

Please, please please let this be true. Word on the street. Well, New Magazine says that Robert ‘the Vamp’ Pattinson has been having a rumble with Jason ‘The Stath’ Statham over Kristen Stewart.

Well film lovers they say the fight was stopped before it got to proper fisty cuffs but our money would have easily gone on Statham. I mean he’s been in the Untouchables for crikey’s sake and Pattinson well he’s a bit, well you know, a bit wet.

Apparently The Stath was chatting to Ms Stewart and R-Patz stepped in to say ‘I think you’ve had enough time with her’! Jeez! Anyway the bouncers stepped in. Thanks God!

Tags: jason statham, Kristen Stewart, R-Patz!, Robert Pattinson
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Robert Pattinson!

So, you may ask – what did Robert Pattinson do before he became a sullen Vampire?

The answer our friends is this – sitting around in his pants.


Thank you internet and respect to these guys

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R-Patz is Bitten by a Lion!

A lion has bitten Robert Pattinson. On the arm. However, R-Patz, (or perhaps that should be our patz – he’s practically family) who was on the set of his new film, Water for Elephants, wasn’t injured because the lion had no teeth. No teeth? WTF? Surely the headlines should read “R-Patz staring in film where the evil sons of bitches have removed the teeth from a poor, innocent lion!”.

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And Here is the Not News..

Well, who’d a thunk it? It seem there is more NOT happening in the world of glamour and intrigue that is Hollywood than is right now.

• First of all it seems that Ewen McGregor is NOT going to star in Madonna’s new movie, King Edward VIII. Oooh, wouldn’t like to have been the one to tell Madge that!
• Jennifer Aniston is NOT going to play a lesbian in Courtney Cox’s Cougar Town. So bit of a none story there too.
• and finally Robert Pattinson may or may NOT be dating Kristen Stewart…but who cares.
  

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